How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
Sometimes I worry
that everyone else around me
sees more in me
than I see in myself.
I think most Australian young adults are personally offended by the Bananas in Pyjamas becoming animated.